You know a movie is going to be so-bad-it’s-incredible when its trailer is screened right before Battle: Los Angeles. Priest, starring Paul Bettany and Christopher Plummer, is exactly this film. Watching the trailer, we couldn’t help but be confused…a plot about a dystopian, Blade Runner-esque future, awkward liturgical robes, deserts, a nubile girl being saved (there’s always a nubile girl involved) and vampires? And it’s coming out in 3-D?! This looks like the gross-out movie of the summer…Sign us up, people. We are believers.
–Zoë Szathmary
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